Milky Bathwater was my first D&D character. At 3 foot 4, he’s pretty sensitive about his height. He’d still mess you up though. Milky’s insane.
The crusty arm happened when I found a ring in the very first game. I put it on and it didn’t seem to have any effect, and then later I drew my dagger and it kind of fused to my arm. I couldn’t put it away again for the rest of the campaign.